Ah, but you see. Zen was already on 22 from
21 Tips To Keep Your Shit Together.
But now I understand where the confusion came from.
Good to speak to you anyway, lass.
Next time promise you'll come see me.
Mum already thinks you're very good for me.
A dose of your practicality would floor her; she has no idea how amazeballs you can be. You could talk to her about dementia and such. And being nice to poor old fragile me

You'd leave wondering why I had any issues with such a lovely woman...
And I'd love you to meet Diz.
No, really, the more I think about it the more I'd love you to come for at least a night.