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Old 06-20-2013, 10:37 PM   #1
monster
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Come-back Kings and Queens Converge.....

My high-school freshman-to-be is saving his growth spurt for a special occasion, and as a result is still a smidge shy of footfootfootfootfoot. He is playing hockey and polo with the teams that he will join, and could use a repertoire of retorts for those dumb enough to comment that he's short.

We have:

Yeah and you're ugly, but I'm gonna grow
Yeah, but I'm only 6, imagine how good I'm gonna be when I'm 14....

as you can see we need help, so have at it......
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