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Sundae · 07-07-2013, 04:53 AM

Hot as your hat here.
And twice as sweaty. This is a foreskin reference.

In fact bought myself a Summer hat yesterday, off the market.
Usually when I come back from the shop in the mornings (I am officially the family paper girl now) I sneeze 10-15 times. Get in, eyes streaming, barely able to breathe and one or other of the 'rents will ask if I have a cold or hayfever. I then pound them to death with a mallet because it's a photic sneeze response and they should bloody well know this by now. I then write that above their corpse so SOCO know this too, but when they turn up they look and me and my watery eyes and ask if I have a cold or hayfever and....

Back in the real world, wearing the hat really helps. I was shopping for one that shaded my eyes.
I'd post a photo, but I seem to have taken over the RFN thread and might leave it for a while.

07-07-2013, 04:53 AM	#125
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Hot as your hat here. And twice as sweaty. This is a foreskin reference. In fact bought myself a Summer hat yesterday, off the market. Usually when I come back from the shop in the mornings (I am officially the family paper girl now) I sneeze 10-15 times. Get in, eyes streaming, barely able to breathe and one or other of the 'rents will ask if I have a cold or hayfever. I then pound them to death with a mallet because it's a photic sneeze response and they should bloody well know this by now. I then write that above their corpse so SOCO know this too, but when they turn up they look and me and my watery eyes and ask if I have a cold or hayfever and.... Back in the real world, wearing the hat really helps. I was shopping for one that shaded my eyes. I'd post a photo, but I seem to have taken over the RFN thread and might leave it for a while. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac