So you're a Doctor of Philosophy, eh !

That's not a real doctor, is it ?
You studied ' what ? '

Why would anyone want to study ' that ' ?
But still, you're not a
real doctor, are you ?

Yes, so what good is ' that ' ?
Doc, I have this pain in my arm when I raise it up like this ?

Yeah, but you said you were a doctor...
What's philosophical about that ?

Well, why would you ever want to do ' that ' ?
So, did it cost a lot to go to medical school ?

Oh, but you said you were a doctor...
But why would you want to study ' that ' ?

Boy, that must be great... being around all those sexy nurses all day.
Well anyway, doctors earn a lot of money. How much do you make ?

Great talking with ya, Doc