Hey I've got a blackbelt in tongue fu, and that has come in handy during the foreplay sessions. I can usually get a woman off at least 2 or 3 times before insertion. Then then I give her the best 3 minutes of her life.
Seriously though my wife is strange. She is new at the sex thing and she was complaining because she was in pain. She said I was too big down there and she was too small and then complained I was taking too long to finish. How many women complain because their man's unit is too big and he's taking too long?
Now that I'm gone, my wife keeps calling me up on the phone telling me she's horny. Man that sucks. When she finally starts getting into it, I have to go and won't see her for a year!