Don't have a fing for Mum's birfday

I bought fings, but none have arrived yet.
I do have until 3 September. I'm just being impatient.
And I have the card, wrapping paper, ribbons etc.
Just hate paying for things and having to wait.
ETA - today's post has just arrived.
Nothing for Mum.
A replacement came for Diz's bed (it's about five years old now and he's barfed and weed in it and it's been washed & dried plenty of times.)
I bought a mini-snuggle sack from eBay. No sizes given, but as it was in the Cat Supplies section I assumed it was only "mini" in that it was for a kitten/ small cat as opposed to a Maine Coon or a dog.
No.
It is in the Cat Supplies section because it is a handy way for cats to store the mice they bring in.
It's hamster size. Even the packaging (not shown on eBay) shows a hamster living it up inside.
So that has to go back. Grrr. Cross.
For some reason I seem to have Grumpy Wednesdays.
Might be because it's the fourth day in a row of setting up the counter. And the third day I get up at 05.00.