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They ask the proton to go get them a blanket.
And the proton's like, "Seriously? I've been at work all day, you've just been orbiting around the house and watching soap operas. Now you want me to wait on you?"
And the neutron's all, "What happened to chivalry? You're not the particle I bonded with."
And then they split, and that's how fission works kids!
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