When I was a lad, Mom would grind her own Eight O'clock coffee at the A&P store. Grab a bag of beans, dump them in the grinder, put the bag under the chute and push the button.
I wonder when they did away with that, probably about the same time they did away with the see though your feet machines.
Sorry Choco, I'm no help... I don't drink the shit either. It's just a crutch for people that don't do crank.