10-02-2013, 06:06 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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Touche
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