Apparently, Senator Diane Feinstein (D-Calif) believes she is Mr. Phelps:
Good Morning, Mr. Clapper: Your mission, should you choose to accept it,
involves finding and storing each granule of data from everywhere in the world:
As always, should you or any of your NSA Force be caught or killed,
the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
This tape/disc will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim