Olympic Napping
I come from a lineage of champion nappers. Yesterday I performed a difficult 30-15-15 flawlessly. At the first bell (standard egg timer set for full ring) I sat up, put on and removed my glasses, reset the timer for fifteen minutes, and got my heart rate down to napping parameters within a minute.
At the second bell I didn't even need to slow down my heart and reset the clock in five seconds.
At the final bell I was up and out on bed before the bell finished ringing.
Even those tight fisted East European judges couldn't hold back from full marks.
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