[Nirvana]

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a
confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man
would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her
neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked: "Aren't you afraid that he
may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for
the rest of your life?"

HERE IT COMES!!!


The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I
know he won't ask for directions."