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wolf · 06-21-2014, 12:14 AM

It never ceases to amuse me ... A 20 minute exchange between the nurse manager and security about an elopement ending with a classic ... "male unit, we have one of your little chickadees and we are bringing him home to the nest."

The new security guy is a former cop. You can tell on the radio. "I have surveillance on the male suspect. He has just entered the Turkey Hill. Police are on scene." He also says "affirmative" a lot.

The nest thing is funnier when you know that the rehab's name and logo includes a bird of prey.

06-21-2014, 12:14 AM	#194
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	It never ceases to amuse me ... A 20 minute exchange between the nurse manager and security about an elopement ending with a classic ... "male unit, we have one of your little chickadees and we are bringing him home to the nest." The new security guy is a former cop. You can tell on the radio. "I have surveillance on the male suspect. He has just entered the Turkey Hill. Police are on scene." He also says "affirmative" a lot. The nest thing is funnier when you know that the rehab's name and logo includes a bird of prey. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 06-21-2014 at 12:18 AM. Reason: More to say