I was out once with the long term partner of a friend who really kicked off at a barmaid who gave him a plastic glass because we were going to drink outside.
"Do I look like I'm about to glass someone?" he said, all red faced and aggressive.
(actually I don't remember exactly what he said, only that I both wanted to laugh at the irony and also sink into the floor in embarrassment as she wasn't the one who had made the rule)
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