I was cruising through the supermarket on autopilot, picking up things I remembered I was out of. The jelly/jam/preserve section is huge, but I know where the small section is with the better stuff, and where the couple shelves with the sugar free stuff, are in that section. So I go there and grab a couple jars, Blueberry and Strawberry, without paying them much attention.
When I was putting the stuff away, I looked at the label to see how many calories.
WTF? This stuff must make Love Canal look like mother's milk.

But the label doesn't seem to list nuclear waste or Chinese sewage.
Actually it doesn't taste bad, mild flavor and not overly sweet. Their
website lists a bunch of flavors, plus things like their version of mayo, salad dressing, and even chocolate dip, with the same specs. I looked at the store locater and far from the Philly are it lists a lot of health spas and nutrition centers. That usually means limited selection and expensive. But within 20 miles of me it listed like 79 locations, all but two being major grocery chains. They ship pretty cheap though, $8.95 for each ten items.
So now you know, I've been hanging around here for 12 years just waiting for a chance to shill for Walden Farms.