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My neighbour has a lot of time on her hands so I suggested she could do with a hobby. She tells me that she's taken up yoga.
Well, it's better than sitting around doing nothing.
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I've sold my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.
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A woman walks into a bar and says "Barman! An innuendo, please".
Certainly madam. Would you like a large one?
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Then there was the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic.
He'd lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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