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Old 10-22-2014, 06:42 AM   #1364
infinite monkey
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Originally Posted by sad_winslow View Post


When you first arrived home, your eyes were assaulted by oddly-colored and mysteriously inedible corn placed strategically around the house, and there lurks at least one of those weird wicker horns spilling forth a festive bounty of other things nobody can eat. These things are the legacy of America and serve as a reminder of Ye Olde Days; back when life in the New World was full of danger, mysteriously inedible corn, and weird wicker horns spilling forth a festive bounty of other things nobody can eat lurked hideously around every corner. Also pellagra.


Keep 'em coming, winslow. This really made me smile.
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