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How about Wyoming & Colorado?

Nah - here, I have to ask what a salad constitutes too, so I'm not being all Billy big bollocks.
Most small places make salad the same way Mum & Dad did in the 70s - limp lettuce, big chunks of tomato and cucumber and a dollop of Heinz salad cream. Sophistication is a sprinkling of cress.

This is why Mum STILL thinks I don't like salad (it came up over Christmas 2014) because I love 85% of ingredients I consider to be salad ingredients but dislike all of the above (I'll eat limp lettuce and dice tomato if it's free, but you'd have to pay me to eat cucumber or celery).

Ditto vegetables... because I don't like cauliflower or Brussels Sprouts.
Meh. Mums & daughters, eh?

But when I get squired to the North Western States I promise to eat meat til I sweat blood.
Well, maybe not quite that much. But not to moan anyway.
And when Clod osts me in Texas I'll eat avocado on burgers without even a bun in sight.

I can adapt.