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Old 02-28-2015, 01:51 PM   #1156
Undertoad
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Customer: This is my friend's camera and I don't want him to have it any more.
Steve: So you stole it from your friend.
Customer: Well yes but it's okay because I gave it to him.
Steve: Okay, I don't need to hear any of all that. you're not helping yourself out here...
Customer And this laptop. It work, the only thing wrong with it is the battery.
Steve: Do you have a charger.
Customer: No.
Steve: So we can't test it out.
Customer: That's the only thing wrong with it and --
Steve: What's all this white powder all over it.
Customer: Oh that don't matter
Steve: There's nothing I can do for you, it's too old and busted.
Customer: Okay thanks
Steve (to Alan): Christ. Don't do coke all over your stolen laptop and forget to wipe it off before you bring it in to sell it.
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