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Old 07-06-2015, 10:22 AM   #5304
footfootfoot
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Reminds me of little johnny watching the carpenters working across the street:

LJ: Hey mom! Let's play carpenter!
Mom: OK
LJ: ALright, take this string and pull it all the way across the floor. Great, now move it left juuuuuust a cunt hair.
Mom: WHACK! I most certainly will not, you take this string and march right up to your room!
LJ: Fuck if I will. That's a laborer's job.
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