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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
My Brit friends (Londoners if that matters) say thick as two short planks.
Are there degrees of thickness?
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There's...
Thick
Thick as a plank
Thick as two short planks
Thick as a brick and not half as useful
Thick as a docker's sandwich
Scientific opinion is divided as to the correct order of thickness, but I think that the above gradations will stand the casual observer in good stead.