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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Milton Berle had 'em lining up at the door. He claimed to have the biggest dick in Hollywood.
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I heard a guy on the radio, years ago, talking about the subject of Milton Berle's dick. Apparently, it was not a secret that old Uncle Milty could embarrass a horse. This guy said he actually met Berle once, and, just because it's one of those things ya do, I guess, he just ask him straight out (heheh, I said
straight out
) "Just how big is it, Milt?" Milt's supposed reply was:
"I don't know, kid, I just take out enough to win."