[Sundae]

Does parcel tracking ever work?
I mean, EVAH?!

Maybe it's just me. Because it has never worked anywhere I've lived, and I've moved about a bit. I mean crikey me, I lived in three different addresses in London - one of the major cities in the world. Even now it's not like I live on top of remote hillside or something.

I log onto parcel tracking and the parcel is somewhere odd like Shropshire (just odd because it's not en route, not generally odd... I think) and then five minutes later I get a card through the door saying "We tried to deliver but you were out..." No, I wasn't. And you had my mobile number you gits.

Sorry. I'm waiting on lots of things at present, mostly through the post, and two about medical appointments. So I'm a little raw.
I love my post-lady to bits, but she only handles Royal Mail deliveries, so my parcel tracking beef isn't with her. And even she can't make St James' Hospital send me a date for my scan any faster.

Also I'm bruised to buggery.
It's like I fall asleep in a field of farming equipment or something.
I have no idea why being sober is more bruising than being drunk.