Well, I'm cool because I drive a beat up 4x4 '92 Ford Explorer with a stick shift and I've done Imogene Pass all by myself from Ouray to Telluride going the wrong way over a one way jeep trail to crash the Telluride Blue Grass Festival and didn't get caught. In the old days when Highway 160 over Wolf Creek Pass (elevation 10,640 ft) was a two lane highway with no guard rails, I held the unofficial 4-corners championship for driving the pass at an over-all average of 50 miles an hour under winter conditions for 2 years straight. I've been on the front page of two newspapers and I write my own, called THE MANITOU MULE. I'm not a musician myself, but my boyfriend is a classical guitarist who gets paid very good money for his gigs. And Bill the Cat is my role model. So there!
