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01-22-2002, 08:41 PM

Okay. So I got my mail today, and what do I have? A statement from my credit union and a mail from Pitney Bowes. Yes, the postage meter assholes. It says, on the envelope:

Time Sensitive Documents For:

*****************************AUTO** 5-DIGIT 22030
David Ham
Hamdavid
XXXX Myroad Dr
Fairfax, VA 22030-2002

Ah. You know, David Ham of Hamdavid, Inc. Great. I think I reg'd a domain under that or something. Whatever.

So I open it up, just for the hell of it. Here's what I'm greeted with (cropped):

Mighty friendly with the carriage returns, eh? Is that supposed to be a fucking poem?

I'd like to show you
the bottom of my foot
up close on your face
but that is "assault".

I'll make it a point to never, ever purchase <b>anything</b> from Pitney Bowes.

01-22-2002, 08:41 PM	#1
dave Guest Posts: n/a	1/22 Extra: Pitney Bowes Ad (~70k) Okay. So I got my mail today, and what do I have? A statement from my credit union and a mail from Pitney Bowes. Yes, the postage meter assholes. It says, on the envelope: Time Sensitive Documents For: ***************************AUTO 5-DIGIT 22030 David Ham Hamdavid XXXX Myroad Dr Fairfax, VA 22030-2002 Ah. You know, David Ham of Hamdavid, Inc. Great. I think I reg'd a domain under that or something. Whatever. So I open it up, just for the hell of it. Here's what I'm greeted with (cropped): Mighty friendly with the carriage returns, eh? Is that supposed to be a fucking poem? I'd like to show you the bottom of my foot up close on your face but that is "assault". I'll make it a point to never, ever purchase <b>anything</b> from Pitney Bowes.