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Of course. It's one of the bits I'm proud of. I inadvertantly hijacked piss to poetry.
Which also reminded me that I never posted the limerick trilogy.
There once were two lasses from Birmingham
And this is the story concerning 'em
They pulled down the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em
But the Bishop was nobody's fool
He'd been to a large public school
So he pulled down their britches
And diddled those bitches
With a twelve-inch Episcopal tool
But that didn't bother those two
And they said as the Bishop withdrew
Oh the Vicar is thicker
and quicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you
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