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1) Shoes: practical or pretty? No, you can't have both
Practical
2) toilet paper should hang down from the front or the back?
Front
3) can you speak more than one language fluently?
I speak English, American English, Hick, Redneck, & a smidgen of Hillwilliam.
4) what was your high school mascot if you had one? If not, what should it have been?
The Wildcat.
5) You have to make a gift for a charitable fundraiser. How do you make it? (knit, whittle, bake.........)
Buy it/them.
6) after noon: decaf or regular?
Decaf
7) which question smells most like hair?
Number 34
8) would you rather be attacked by a shark or an alligator?
Depends. As in, I'd better be wearing some. 'Gator, I guess.
9) have you ever reused a postage stamp that didn't get franked?
Nope.
10) plane or train?
No thanks.
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