[Crimson Ghost]

Originally posted by lumberjim


a quick quiz to get to know you:

1. Are you bigger than a breadbox?
Yes. That's why my wife married me.

2. Have you ever been in prison?
Yes. That's where I met my wife.

3. Are you older than any of your aunts or uncles?
I hope not.

4. Righty or lefty?
Middle.

5. Do you put ketchup or mustard on a hot dog?
Ketchup on one side, mustard on the other, then I throw the thing away and grab a burger.

6. Who is the best rock band of all time?
The Misfits. With the ability to perform songs ranging from "American Nightmare" - an Elvis-type song of a young man so in love with his girl, he buried an ax in her head so no-one else could have her, to the headlong deathcurse of "EARTH A.D.", considered by many to be THE Speed Metal bible, they are the best rock band, in my opinion.

7. Are you older or younger than 30?
Older, but not by much.

8. If a train traveling 45 mph headed west, and 15 minutes later, a train traveling 49 mph follows it, how long until the second train catches the first?
It depends. Will the first train stop for the busload of kindergardeners stalled on the tracks, or just plow its way thru? Or will these trains be going thru a tunnel in North Korea? If it is, the second train will be catching the first one as confetti.

9. Do you consider fish to be meat?
Meat is murder, but fish is justifiable homocide. (And both are delicious.)

10. Do you believe we actually landed on the moon?
Yup, and Starbucks had the astronauts arrested for loitering.