Chaff time?

Shawnee123 · 11-27-2007, 10:29 AM

I don't know, it goes against the grain.

glatt · 11-27-2007, 10:44 AM

I've heard the phrase "slice against the grain" at least 6 times in the past week.

ZenGum · 11-27-2007, 10:45 AM

That's so corny I can barley stand it.

Shawnee123 · 11-27-2007, 10:50 AM

Knew I could count on you, Zen.

Hmm, glatt, a grain theme, a motif...if you will? It must be prophetic in some way.

I'm total cereal; there's a kernel of truth in what I say, though it might be crumby.

ZenGum · 11-27-2007, 11:27 AM

That's the last straw. It wasn't even spelt correctly.

Shawnee123 · 11-27-2007, 11:29 AM

Hay! (throws Zen a baleful look)

ZenGum · 11-27-2007, 11:40 AM

Are you trying to get a ryes out of me?
My brow may have furrowed a little but I won't rice to it. You're oat of your depth.

Shawnee123 · 11-27-2007, 11:48 AM

you know, I understand your basic sediment, but if you're not careful they will bran you an instigator.

ZenGum · 11-27-2007, 11:51 AM

I've been saving this one:

STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shawnee123 · 11-27-2007, 11:52 AM

EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spexxvet · 11-27-2007, 11:54 AM

Shawnee, you have such a rye sense of humor.

ZenGum · 11-27-2007, 11:55 AM

I would, but I'd get sorghums.

Shawnee123 · 11-27-2007, 11:58 AM

crap, that was the quintessential pun. The Queen of Puns is dead--long live the King.

ZenGum · 11-27-2007, 12:04 PM

Well, what can I say? Wheat ried, but with me it goes in one ear and out the other.

Thanks for your repartee, departee.

Does this mean we have to get married? (And can I work in a "King Edward potato" line in here?)

LJ · 11-27-2007, 12:05 PM

wheat a minute. you're both too well bread to compete this way. zen, give shawnee some flours and apologize at yeast.

11-27-2007, 10:29 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Chaff time? I don't know, it goes against the grain. Attached Images

11-27-2007, 10:45 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's so corny I can barley stand it. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-27-2007, 11:27 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's the last straw. It wasn't even spelt correctly. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-27-2007, 11:40 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Are you trying to get a ryes out of me? My brow may have furrowed a little but I won't rice to it. You're oat of your depth. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-27-2007, 11:51 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I've been saving this one: STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-27-2007, 10:44 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I've heard the phrase "slice against the grain" at least 6 times in the past week.

11-27-2007, 10:50 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Knew I could count on you, Zen. Hmm, glatt, a grain theme, a motif...if you will? It must be prophetic in some way. I'm total cereal; there's a kernel of truth in what I say, though it might be crumby.

11-27-2007, 11:29 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hay! (throws Zen a baleful look)

11-27-2007, 11:48 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	you know, I understand your basic sediment, but if you're not careful they will bran you an instigator.

11-27-2007, 11:52 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11-27-2007, 11:54 AM	#11
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Shawnee, you have such a rye sense of humor. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-27-2007, 11:55 AM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I would, but I'd get sorghums. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-27-2007, 11:58 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	crap, that was the quintessential pun. The Queen of Puns is dead--long live the King.

11-27-2007, 12:04 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well, what can I say? Wheat ried, but with me it goes in one ear and out the other. Thanks for your repartee, departee. Does this mean we have to get married? (And can I work in a "King Edward potato" line in here?) __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-27-2007, 12:05 PM	#15
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	wheat a minute. you're both too well bread to compete this way. zen, give shawnee some flours and apologize at yeast. __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

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