Things You Never See or Hear

Gravdigr · 01-20-2010, 03:34 PM

Both from George Carlin

Something you never see: A grown man, naked, running full-speed, taking a shit.

Something you never hear: "Right after I chop my dick off, I'm going to stick this red-hot poker up my ass."

Spexxvet · 01-20-2010, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Both from George Carlin

"Hand me that piano"

"Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone"

Elspode · 01-20-2010, 05:53 PM

"Why, yes, I would like another glass of cyanide."

jujuwwhite · 01-21-2010, 03:00 AM

'Anyone want a piece of pre-chewed gum?'

Urbane Guerrilla · 01-21-2010, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

"Why, yes, I would like another glass of cyanide."

Unless perhaps attributed to Rasputin.

Sundae · 01-21-2010, 04:15 AM

You know that Lumberjim? What a small head!

toranokaze · 01-24-2010, 09:24 PM

No we were wrong the Earth is flat- president of physics

lookout123 · 01-24-2010, 10:13 PM

"I was wrong" - TW

lumberjim · 01-24-2010, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

You know that Lumberjim? What a small head!

what the crap?

classicman · 01-25-2010, 08:07 AM

HA HA HA HA @ LO123

Trilby · 01-25-2010, 08:26 AM

"Here are your honor cords, Miss B."

Spexxvet · 01-25-2010, 08:45 AM

"Lookout123, you are very compassionate"

lookout123 · 01-26-2010, 07:21 PM

You've got a better chance of hearing that than tw admitting he was wrong. I helped an old lady across the street once and she might still be alive.

Flint · 01-26-2010, 09:42 PM

Things you shouldn't ever see or hear...

Cicero · 01-26-2010, 10:05 PM

Here, lemme just use your jacket to wipe my nose.

01-20-2010, 03:34 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Things You Never See or Hear Both from George Carlin Something you never see: A grown man, naked, running full-speed, taking a shit. Something you never hear: "Right after I chop my dick off, I'm going to stick this red-hot poker up my ass." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-20-2010, 05:53 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"Why, yes, I would like another glass of cyanide." __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-21-2010, 03:00 AM	#4
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	'Anyone want a piece of pre-chewed gum?' __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

01-21-2010, 04:15 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You know that Lumberjim? What a small head! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-24-2010, 09:24 PM	#7
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	No we were wrong the Earth is flat- president of physics __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-24-2010, 10:13 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	"I was wrong" - TW __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-25-2010, 08:07 AM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HA HA HA HA @ LO123 __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-25-2010, 08:26 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	"Here are your honor cords, Miss B." __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-25-2010, 08:45 AM	#12
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	"Lookout123, you are very compassionate" __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

01-26-2010, 07:21 PM	#13
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	You've got a better chance of hearing that than tw admitting he was wrong. I helped an old lady across the street once and she might still be alive. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

01-26-2010, 09:42 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Things you shouldn't ever see or hear... Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

01-26-2010, 10:05 PM	#15
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Here, lemme just use your jacket to wipe my nose. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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