|
|
|||||||
| Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:03 PM
|
#1 |
|
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
|
Is my colored duck a duck?
I live by a large river, which is currently raging due to the downpour of the past couple days.
There are white ducks, mallard ducks, and one rooster looking thing I can't identify. It's white, and black. It has a red face, with a comb that is speckled white and black. I can't figure it out. Did some mutant rooster decide to live among the ducks. Perhaps it will turn into a swan (but it better hurry because it's pretty big and still not attractive.) Does anyone know what this might be?
__________________
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:04 PM
|
#2 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
RUN!
They are evil!!!!! |
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:08 PM
|
#3 |
|
Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
Posts: 7,013
|
Is it a chicken?
__________________
Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good. |
|
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:06 PM
|
#4 |
|
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
|
OH NO....I JUST MOVED THERE!
Fuck the ducks!
__________________
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
|
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:07 PM
|
#5 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Ewwwwww....
cool. (I'll get out my books later). |
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:10 PM
|
#6 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
ROFL
|
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:11 PM
|
#7 |
|
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
|
Shawnee, we need pictures.
__________________
  wolf eht htiw og"Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis |
|
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:22 PM
|
#8 |
|
in the Hour of Scampering
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia)
Posts: 4,060
|
Does it look like a duck?
Does it quack like a duck? Is there duck poop on your pickup truck? Then you can bet your bottom buck it ain't no armadillo.
__________________
"Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..." |
|
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 02:47 PM
|
#9 |
|
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
|
no info....just a photo
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 12-02-2006 at 02:55 PM. |
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 08:38 AM
|
#10 | |
|
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
|
Quote:
Rkz...those pics on your link look a bit different. I think those photos might be females and the one by me is a male (rooster comb and all.) Who would have thunk? He seems to get along quite nicely with the other ducks. I knew I would find help here. Thanks all!
__________________
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
|
|
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 03:06 PM
|
#11 |
|
Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 15,654
|
Wow. That looks like a Devil Duck.
__________________
In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
|
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 03:11 PM
|
#12 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
They are. They are freed, genetically modified, farm ducks.
They are not supposed to be in the wild, do not function properly and dump TONS of phosphates into our water supply every year (I live on a chain of lakes). Lots of people from up north lobbied to keep us from killing them because they thought they were fucking "Cute" and were FEEDING THEM! They remove the real ducks from the lakes and rivers due to destruction of their environment and over-feeding. When I lived on the lake I still trapped and killed them. Damn transplants keep buying them and releasing them... which is illegal also, but they don't care... they don't buy mallards and wood-ducks, just those damn muskogee ducks. They are a trash animal. The feral population needs to be eliminated humanely if possible. Remember... the ones released in the US have been "modified". http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/poultry/ducks/muscovy/ Here you can see what a true, wild, bird looks like, compared to the vermin we, in the US, deal with. http://www.feathersite.com/Poultry/D...RKScobies.html Last edited by rkzenrage; 12-02-2006 at 03:20 PM. |
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 07:26 PM
|
#13 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Ok...So I have issues with these ducks... they are trashing my town and idiots are helping them do it.
|
|
|
|
12-02-2006, 07:44 PM
|
#14 |
|
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
|
ok, now you;re just trying to get quoted
__________________
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
|
|
|
|
12-04-2006, 01:07 AM
|
#15 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
I don't see it.
|
|
|
|
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
