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Old 09-13-2007, 12:48 AM   #1
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Weird Loo Behavior....

We call the toilet a loo down here, and if you are trying to be a bogan, the *dunny*.

I work with....
  • A guy who's mantra is "get it in, use it, get rid of it"
  • A guy who wont poop anywhere but at home
  • A guy who poops every 3-4 days
  • A guy who wont sit on the toilet seat
  • A guy who seems to crap endlessly, all day long

Do you mind pooping if you are in a public toilet and there are other people there?

Do you mind if you let a big fart rip?

Do you try and pee quietly? (probably more for those of us who sit down to pee)

Is there any other weird bathroom stuff that I should know about?

Like Flint's wang + toilet roll thing?

Here's a couple of little things to play with.....(1st link is a flash thingie and the 2nd is a game)

Toilet Etiquette

The Urinal Game

Oh and are there any of us into *Water Sports*? Like golden showers etc?
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Old 09-13-2007, 12:59 AM   #2
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The entire post is just cover for your real question snuck in at the end, isn't it?
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:12 AM   #3
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Will I be sorry if I ask how you know so much about the bathroom habits of your male cow-orkers?
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:28 AM   #4
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Is bogan pronounced bog-ann or boe-gan?

1) I prefer to crap at home (sometimes I even use the loo), but if needs be i'll plaster the seat with paper and poop in public.

2) Yes, I mind. I like to save the really noisy ones for comic effect and they don't happen too often, so I get annoyed if I waste one....

3) No, I deliberately pee noisily to assert my non-feminineness. plus I don't sit, which makes the quiet option likely to result in a mopping-up operation....

4) probably. But not mine. Do you have any cow orkers who make straining noises? Is reading matter provided by the management? Any flushophobes on staff?

5) no, i have enough problems with my children peeing in their beds.
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:39 AM   #5
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The entire post is just cover for your real question snuck in at the end, isn't it?
Have you ever noticed me shirk away from the TMI questions before?

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Will I be sorry if I ask how you know so much about the bathroom habits of your male cow-orkers?
You may....lets see.
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Old 09-13-2007, 01:55 AM   #6
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boe-gan.

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4) probably. But not mine. Do you have any cow orkers who make straining noises? Is reading matter provided by the management? Any flushophobes on staff?
We have a phone in the men's toilet, so my boss will often buzz me and make noises or make me listen to the *splash*.

There used to be porn, but I threw it all in the bin when one of the boys was spending too much time in there during lunch and I found a suspicious *thing* on the floor.

Our sales*boys* are very proud of their...err....makings, so they will often leave them for others to find.
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Old 09-13-2007, 02:46 AM   #7
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I bring you.. weird loo behavior:





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Old 09-13-2007, 03:23 AM   #8
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Shittiest. Thread. Ever.
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:21 AM   #9
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:30 AM   #10
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My quirk is I'll go to the nice bathroom on the top floor of my building. It is fancy because our clients might potentially use it. Lots of very polished marble on all the surfaces. It has many stalls because the meeting rooms are up there, and if a bathroom break comes up, it must accommodate a large crowd. 7 stalls instead of the 2 on other floors. Most of the time it's a beautiful empty place. Very clean. Around lunch time it's busy. The other bathrooms always have little bits of torn TP on the floor and puddles of water here and there. Cramped. Dirty.

So yeah, I'll go to a different floor to take care of business. If someone sits in the stall next to me, I feel like they are violating my sanctuary, but I deal.
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Old 09-13-2007, 11:45 AM   #11
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My father use to turn the faucet on - either to help or cover up any noise - go figure

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Old 09-14-2007, 01:41 AM   #12
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Shittiest. Thread. Ever.
You are a fucking idiot.
DuckNuts posted a serious thread, and you have to make a joke of it?
Why don't you just go away?
Leave the rest of us in peace.
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:50 AM   #13
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You are a fucking idiot.
DuckNuts posted a serious thread, and you have to make a joke of it?
Why don't you just go away?
Leave the rest of us in peace.
Wow!

Twenty posts in 28 months - I assume you only post for serious shit.
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:47 PM   #14
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I have a TMI question about HungLikeJesus's post -- actually something that I've been wondering about for ages, but I don't like to talk about this kind of thing with people who, like, actually know who I am.

Is poop supposed to float? I hear people saying things like "floating like a turd" or whatever, and I find that confusing because, um, mine don't, er, ever. I've heard that it might have to do with fat levels in someone's diet?

For the record, though, I don't have any weird bathroom habits, except that sometimes at work I act like I'm going to the bathroom and actually go to the building lounge and do a quick yoga break instead.
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:44 PM   #15
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Is poop supposed to float? I hear people saying things like "floating like a turd" or whatever, and I find that confusing because, um, mine don't, er, ever. I've heard that it might have to do with fat levels in someone's diet?
I've heard two different opinions - one that poo floats because the pooper is eating too mch fat, therefore floaters are a sign of poor diet.

I have also heard that it floats because it is full of fibre (which swells up in the gut and is therefore lighter than the average waste). Therefore floaters are to be coveted.

Personally I tend towards the latter, although telling you why would probably involve TMI.

BTW I find the worst ones in the whole world are alcohol poos - Guinness and red wine topping the poll. Hard, black and hard to pass (Shaft!)
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