Beautiful Women: An Observation

Big Sarge · 11-17-2011, 10:33 AM

Everyone can date the prom queen... some just have to wait til she's four sizes larger, divorced, and bitter.

Undertoad · 11-17-2011, 11:58 AM

She was a party girl, stayed up til the small hours
Now she's embarrassing and everybody laughs
At the girl with the face that could drive her baby wild
Now wasn't she the child with everything?

You should have seen her with her head held high
Now what do pretty girls do?
She used to be the apple of his eye
Now what do pretty girls do?
She went through such a lot and never even learned
That even pretty girls can get their fingers burned

She's got a cabin in a town upon the border
She gets in trouble with the local law and order
Everybody's happy when she isn't at the door
She sends out invitations to everyone
They don't come
(And the phone ain't ringing for her now)

You should have seen her with her head held high
Now what do pretty girls do?
She used to be the same as me or you
Now what do pretty girls do?
Well they get older just like everybody else
She never thought she'd have to take care of herself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcP91pQgDsg

Lamplighter · 11-17-2011, 12:07 PM

Now there's an uplifting thought to start the day

limey · 11-17-2011, 01:58 PM

I prefer to think of it like this

Sundae · 11-17-2011, 03:26 PM

So the deal is marry the beautiful girl when she is still beautiful, then have a painful and costly divorce.
Or marry the beautiful woman when she's a bit bigger and is bitter and twisted.

How about marrying the person who you find interesting and make good friends with and then even if both of you get fat you still have something to talk about?

And no, that's not aimed specifically at you, Sarge

Just the chip on my shoulder from never being considered beautiful.

DanaC · 11-17-2011, 03:50 PM

Which, frankly, having seen photos of you at various ages, with various looks, including those lovely glam shots, is fucking surreal.

limey · 11-18-2011, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

So the deal is marry the beautiful girl when she is still beautiful, then have a painful and costly divorce.
Or marry the beautiful woman when she's a bit bigger and is bitter and twisted.

How about marrying the person who you find interesting and make good friends with and then even if both of you get fat you still have something to talk about?

And no, that's not aimed specifically at you, Sarge

Just the chip on my shoulder from never being considered beautiful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Which, frankly, having seen photos of you at various ages, with various looks, including those lovely glam shots, is fucking surreal.

I'm with Dana here. Sundae - you're gorgeous. So many guys here say so - you just don't hear the compliments, do you?

Sundae · 11-18-2011, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

I'm with Dana here. Sundae - you're gorgeous. So many guys here say so - you just don't hear the compliments, do you?

I appreciate them here.
But anyone can take a flattering photo.

Maybe it's too ingrained now for me to change my mind.

Aliantha · 11-17-2011, 04:29 PM

I've been doing a lot of thinking about my 'Glory Days' lately.

I think I'm heading for some kind of mid life upheaval.

Stay tuned!

infinite monkey · 11-17-2011, 04:37 PM

Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic.

Trilby · 11-18-2011, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic.

Exactly.

I gained a lot of weight (about 50 lbs) with both pregnancies (and then lost it) but second hubby thought I wasn't losing it fast enough.

Our first dinner out post-baby (without the baby - our first grown up evening out in MONTHS) and just as I'm about to swallow a mouthful of beer (ah! finally after MONTHS!) he said, apropos to nothing, "So, when are you gonna lose the weight?"

I cannot tell you how hard that hit me. I wanted to throw up, my throat constricted and tears filled my eyes even though I was willing myself to be calm. That ruined the evening for me.

Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"

I am nearly 50, post two pregnancies, post menopausal, post chemo and post breast surgery. Go fuck youself, buck-o.

and proud of it.

sexobon · 11-18-2011, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

..

and proud of it.

You can send Big Sarge a T-shirt with that smilie and the words "Protected by Brianna" on it.

Gravdigr · 11-29-2011, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"

Aliantha · 11-17-2011, 04:48 PM

I did that in HS. I saw him about 10yrs later and he still looked just as good then.

God I thought the sun rose and set in him back then. He was the one of all the HS boys that I would have married I reckon. We did date a few times after school had finished, but it kinda fizzled out. I can't even remember why, but he's the one I always wonder about.

Everyone has one of those don't they?

ZenGum · 11-17-2011, 05:02 PM

"Everybody always secretly hates the prettiest girl in the room." Ani Di Franco.

11-17-2011, 10:33 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Beautiful Women: An Observation Everyone can date the prom queen... some just have to wait til she's four sizes larger, divorced, and bitter. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-17-2011, 01:58 PM	#4
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I prefer to think of it like this __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

11-17-2011, 03:26 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	So the deal is marry the beautiful girl when she is still beautiful, then have a painful and costly divorce. Or marry the beautiful woman when she's a bit bigger and is bitter and twisted. How about marrying the person who you find interesting and make good friends with and then even if both of you get fat you still have something to talk about? And no, that's not aimed specifically at you, Sarge Just the chip on my shoulder from never being considered beautiful. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-17-2011, 04:29 PM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I've been doing a lot of thinking about my 'Glory Days' lately. I think I'm heading for some kind of mid life upheaval. Stay tuned! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-17-2011, 04:48 PM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I did that in HS. I saw him about 10yrs later and he still looked just as good then. God I thought the sun rose and set in him back then. He was the one of all the HS boys that I would have married I reckon. We did date a few times after school had finished, but it kinda fizzled out. I can't even remember why, but he's the one I always wonder about. Everyone has one of those don't they? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-17-2011, 11:58 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	She was a party girl, stayed up til the small hours Now she's embarrassing and everybody laughs At the girl with the face that could drive her baby wild Now wasn't she the child with everything? You should have seen her with her head held high Now what do pretty girls do? She used to be the apple of his eye Now what do pretty girls do? She went through such a lot and never even learned That even pretty girls can get their fingers burned She's got a cabin in a town upon the border She gets in trouble with the local law and order Everybody's happy when she isn't at the door She sends out invitations to everyone They don't come (And the phone ain't ringing for her now) You should have seen her with her head held high Now what do pretty girls do? She used to be the same as me or you Now what do pretty girls do? Well they get older just like everybody else She never thought she'd have to take care of herself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcP91pQgDsg

11-17-2011, 12:07 PM	#3
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Now there's an uplifting thought to start the day

11-17-2011, 04:37 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic.

11-17-2011, 05:02 PM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	"Everybody always secretly hates the prettiest girl in the room." Ani Di Franco. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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