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Old 12-20-2011, 01:14 PM   #1
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I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!

I'm not really, but that is what I would say if I were.





I slay me.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:21 PM   #2
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That's wonderful news! Congratulations!


Is what I would say if it were true.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:22 PM   #3
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No it's NOT. I'm 47 years old, single, and I haven't had sex in YEARS.

Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true.
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Old 12-24-2011, 01:57 PM   #4
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Quote:
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Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true.
It wasn't me! is what i would say if what you said was true!


although i wouldn't mind practicing making rug rats with ya!
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:24 PM   #5
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Maybe you're a lizard!

... is what I would never say, if you said what you didn't say.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:25 PM   #6
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Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you said.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:26 PM   #7
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Except I wouldn't have said that.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:27 PM   #8
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Sorry. Correction:

Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you didn't say.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:31 PM   #9
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you should have some sex
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:39 PM   #10
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Unfortunately, I'm a bit more discerning than picking up any questionable cock that inhabits the bars and the interwebz.

Anyway, that's not the problem. The problem is I'm PREGNANT...is what I would say if it were true.
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:40 PM   #11
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Super Sex?
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Old 12-20-2011, 01:42 PM   #12
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Is that what you order at McDonald's when regular-sized Sex isn't quite enough?
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:05 PM   #13
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A hooker accosts an old man walking down the street, "Hey gramps, you want some super sex?"

He pauses and thinks for a minute, "I'll have the soup."
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:07 PM   #14
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ummmmm. soup...
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:27 PM   #15
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thanks a lot, IM!!!

I've been eating a LOT of Chinese food lately and teh sodium in my blood stream nearly gave me a heart attack at your news.

so - Infini is preggers and I'm in need of a CABG.

good to know.
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