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05-26-2012, 09:24 AM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Making Lemonade
Me: Pool day!
Facebook pooeypeople: Looks cloudy Me: Good, it won't get too hot too early and i can mow my lawn Facebook pooeypeople: Rain Me: Good, lawn needed a water, dust needed to settle on pool parking lot Facebook pooeypeople: Thunder Me: Car on a speedbump, that's all Weather.com: Huge effing cloud and thunder and shit coming your way all day Me: Ooh look, the storm is shaped like a penis!
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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05-26-2012, 09:41 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Heat and pollution advisory here.
No lemonade.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-26-2012, 10:39 AM
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a beautiful fool
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it's not the heat, it's the humility
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There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool |
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05-26-2012, 01:35 PM
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The future is unwritten
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It's not the heat, it's not the humility, it's the humanity.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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05-26-2012, 02:15 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Me: OMG looks like me volunteering to help on the cake stall tomorrow now equals me running the teas and coffees for 2 hours. With no prep, provisions or idea of whether I'll get any help.
Me: I've worked as a barmaid and a waitress. I've worked in London and on New Years Eve. I can stop a class of 31 children in their tracks and make them listen to me. I can do this. I wasn't intending to do anything other than help out (and still might not have to) but if I am in sole charge then I'll do it with such aplomb that the PTA clamour for me next year. So I may have inadvertently filled my pockets with lemons but I am determined I will impress with my lemonade stall.
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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05-26-2012, 02:31 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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me and pool prez. OK we have to postpone until tomorrow, we are sad and it's a decision we don't want to make....
facebookemailandphonepooeypeople: you stupid, thoughtless bitches....... there's 20 minutes when it might not rain, even though all the furniture is wet and the lot is filled with puddles and the thunder means we can't swim and the lobby is only big enough for 6 people not sixty plus three tables a swimwear shop and four dozen donuts......... me: here have some lemonade #totallylacedwitharsenic
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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05-27-2012, 10:42 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Me: Poooooooooooolday
fcbk: ::silent likes:: people at pool: Such a great decision to cancel yesterday and go for today... me & prez : high five and fuck you pooeyfacebook&irlpeople. How's that lemonade?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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