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03-15-2013, 09:48 AM | #1 |
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my grinded gears
Feinstein: Do you need a bazooka?
Quirk: Not now, no...but should I need one, can find one, can afford one, then I'll damned well have one. # Francis: I can't excommunicate the bulk of the Church! Quirk: Then you preside over a carcass. # Flight Attendant: No small knives! Quirk: Agreed! Instead: Butcher knives! Swords! # Any politician you care to name: I need your support (money!). Quirk: No. # Any busybody you care to name: That's not good for you! Quirk: Mind your own business. # Fat ass poor person: It's not fair you have more! Gimme! Quirk: No. # Fat ass rich person: I create jobs, drive the economy! I need tax breaks! Quirk: No. # Young person: y u b h8n ? Quirk: Be quiet, drink your poison, er, 'soda'. # Old person: Respect me! Quirk: Be quiet, drink your poison, er, 'prune juice'. # Any talking head you care to name: Blah, blah, blah. Quirk: Shut. Up. |
03-15-2013, 11:57 AM | #2 |
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10-4
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03-15-2013, 01:36 PM | #3 |
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Government agent: Your countrymen have taken a vote and elected representatives, who have decided that people like you should pay this amount in taxes.
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03-15-2013, 01:52 PM | #4 |
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assuming I'm found by that debbil agent, that revenue man...
BOOM! BOOM!
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03-15-2013, 07:24 PM | #5 |
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SWAT Team: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder.
Quirk:
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03-16-2013, 12:37 AM | #6 |
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
03-18-2013, 09:56 AM | #7 |
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For Bruce and Zen...
SWAT Team, or, Drone loudspeaker: Mr Quirk, we have a warrant here for your arrest on a charge of murder. Quirk: Come ahead, then...take me if you can! For v... |
03-18-2013, 02:08 PM | #8 |
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Drone Loudspeaker: "As you wish, Mr Koresh... er, ah, Quirk."
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03-18-2013, 02:26 PM | #9 |
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prior to escape or death...
Unfair, agent man...I'm here alone...I lead no movements...you condemn me for jackassery...fine...but let it be MY jackassery, not another's.
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03-15-2013, 08:42 PM | #10 |
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Quirk: Second gear NOW you mechanical malcontent!
Manual transmission: I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave, without the clutch that is.
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03-18-2013, 10:21 AM | #11 |
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Neutral
*chuckle*
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03-18-2013, 10:26 AM | #12 |
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that you got 'it' is a surprise...
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03-18-2013, 11:48 AM | #13 |
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Video store clerk: Mr. Quirk, it seems you've forgotten to rewind this dvd you rented. That's gonna be about $3.50.
Mr Quirk:
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03-18-2013, 02:01 PM | #14 |
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How do you rewind a dvd?
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