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09-08-2013, 08:37 PM
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shed door curio
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Canada
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If I were a member of the opposite sex, the first thing I'd do is?...
I'm a tad hooked on the word association games, and sort of came up with this idea for a new one. Anybody in?
If I were a guy, the first thing I'd do is...try it out |
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09-09-2013, 05:09 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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[JerrySeinfeld] If I were a woman, I'd be down at the docks, waiting for the fleet to come in. [/JerrySeinfeld]
[ElaineBenes] It shrinks?? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.[/ElaineBenes]
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09-09-2013, 05:10 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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If I were a female, the first thing I'd do is...try it out.
If I could stop playing with my boobs.
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09-09-2013, 10:43 PM
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shed door curio
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Canada
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hahahaha
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09-10-2013, 10:30 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Scream.
Seriously - you wake up with a dick? And not of the severed kind?
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09-10-2013, 02:34 PM
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has left the building.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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If I were a girl I would stand in front of a mirror and... well, you know...
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09-10-2013, 07:17 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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 I guess, if I woke up as a male, I'd lament the fact that my brain had been divided into Big Head and Little Head. Then I'd ... nah. I love being female. 
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09-10-2013, 07:21 PM
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Glutton for Gluttony
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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I'd go pee outside. I find it fascinating that boys can pee standing up. It seems so liberating.
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09-10-2013, 07:27 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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You're right, Choco. I might go outside and pee against a tree. Just because I could.
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The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi
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09-10-2013, 10:07 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I'd change my username to sexobonne.
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09-11-2013, 07:12 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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I'd prepare myself to earn 77 cents on the dollar.
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09-11-2013, 10:04 PM
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shed door curio
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Canada
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Touche
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