Be the last person to kill this thread

richlevy · 12-13-2009, 02:45 PM

Be the last person to kill this thread. The person who posts something that dooms this thread to perpetual dormancy is the winner.

TheMercenary · 12-13-2009, 02:53 PM

Perpetual redundency

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p=617160&postcount=1

Trilby · 12-13-2009, 03:03 PM

I'll do it. I always do everything.

limey · 12-13-2009, 05:03 PM

um

SteveDallas · 12-13-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I'll do it. I always do everything.

Thanks, Mom.. hey did you get around to that laundry yet? Oh and I think it's dinner time.

Trilby · 12-14-2009, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Thanks, Mom.. hey did you get around to that laundry yet? Oh and I think it's dinner time.

I was channelling Marge there. She goes to a show where a magician/hypnotist asks for a volunteer and, because she's a bit tipsy, goes up onstage saying, "I'll do it. I always end up doing it," - so, yes. MOM.

now imagine this smiley with a big pile of blue hair on its head:

Crimson Ghost · 12-13-2009, 05:15 PM

Anyone who posts after me is doomed to die a slow, painful, lingering death.

Enjoy.

Pie · 12-13-2009, 05:38 PM

Ya, I'm good for it.

lumberjim · 12-13-2009, 05:43 PM

I never kill threads.

Cicero · 12-13-2009, 06:19 PM

Iowa.

monster · 12-13-2009, 06:25 PM

the last person to kill.....?

monster · 12-13-2009, 06:26 PM

is it possible to kill it more than once?

And if so, is it possible to determine that it cannot be killed again?

gvidas · 12-13-2009, 06:42 PM

I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

Quote:

There is this really rich man and he has two sons. One day he dies and in his will it says

"My dear sons, I am only going to give one of you my entire fortune, and you will have to race for it. Whose ever horse finishes last, wins."

The next day the two brothers set off as slow as they possibly can. In the first day they don't even make a mile, and at the end of the day they decided to stop at an inn to rest. The two brothers told the inn keeper about their race. The inn keeper told them only two words. The next day the two brothers set off as fast as they could go. What were the two words that the inn keeper told them to make them race so fast?

Crimson Ghost · 12-13-2009, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gvidas

I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

Quote:

There is this really rich man and he has two sons. One day he dies and in his will it says

"My dear sons, I am only going to give one of you my entire fortune, and you will have to race for it. Whose ever horse finishes last, wins."

The next day the two brothers set off as slow as they possibly can. In the first day they don't even make a mile, and at the end of the day they decided to stop at an inn to rest. The two brothers told the inn keeper about their race. The inn keeper told them only two words. The next day the two brothers set off as fast as they could go. What were the two words that the inn keeper told them to make them race so fast?

Happy Hour.

limey · 12-14-2009, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gvidas

I'm reminded of "the inheritance riddle."

"He's bankrupt"?

12-13-2009, 02:45 PM	#1
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Be the last person to kill this thread Be the last person to kill this thread. The person who posts something that dooms this thread to perpetual dormancy is the winner. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

12-13-2009, 02:53 PM	#2
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12-13-2009, 03:03 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'll do it. I always do everything. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-13-2009, 05:03 PM	#4
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12-13-2009, 05:15 PM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Anyone who posts after me is doomed to die a slow, painful, lingering death. Enjoy. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

12-13-2009, 05:38 PM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Ya, I'm good for it. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-13-2009, 05:43 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I never kill threads. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-13-2009, 06:19 PM	#10
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Iowa. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-13-2009, 06:25 PM	#11
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12-13-2009, 06:26 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	is it possible to kill it more than once? And if so, is it possible to determine that it cannot be killed again? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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