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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I hope you step on a Lego
poke your self in the eye while driving
have an itchy asshole all afternoon drop an ice cube, and be unable to pick it up. then when you finally do, bang your head on the ope freezer door as you stand up
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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Not you
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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just kidding
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
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I hope you get one of those weird itchy spots on your arm!
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I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 9,793
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I hope you feel like you have to sneeze but can't.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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I hope your eyelid twitches all afternoon.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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I hope you put too much faith in a fart after taco Tuesday.
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,774
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I hope the entire staff orders lunch (delivered) and doesn't pass the menu to you.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I hope you get a blood blister from those pliers
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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I hope your knicker elastic fails.
I hope you get there just in the nick of time -after all that dodging and weaving in traffic ....to find your appointment is cancelled. I hope the arch of your foot itches in church. I hope you lose count when employing the five--second-rule
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
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I hope you drop the roll off the top of your food pile while holding your plate and a glass...and you're a long way from a table.
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I hope your cake sinks after you think it's going to be fine.
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I hope your funny bone bangs the corner of the wall and no one cares.
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