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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I don't like it
I don't like the little bits of cellophane that cling to me when I open the thing that is wrapped in cellophane.
I also don't like it when water drips into my jeep window because my vent visors are coming unglued. I don't.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dystopia
Posts: 13,136
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i don't like your face idiot
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I don't have a face idiot.
I don't like having to explain twice because you weren't listening the first time. I don't like it.
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Weaponized Funk
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Arizona
Posts: 446
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I don't like humans. There are too many of them. I already met my wife, so the rest of you hairless primates are surplus to requirements. And there are 7.6 BILLION of you. Wear a condom, for God's sake.
I don't like humans. They make no sense. They howl and they jabber and they contradict themselves three times in the same sentence. If you turn your back, they will set off nuclear weapons in their own atmosphere. They are like high technology lemmings. "Hold my beer." I don't.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
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Clingy cellophane to nuclear Armageddon in four posts.
I don't like this cheap task chair with the screws that poke through the cushion a little bit. I feel those bumps! |
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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I don't like <3 year olds living in squalor when mom is an essential worker and wondering if I'm bringing home bedbugs.
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Weaponized Funk
Join Date: Nov 2019
Location: Arizona
Posts: 446
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I don't like this coffee. It tastes like how America looks right now. It is an injury to my dignity.
I don't like it.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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That's the spirit
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Yeah, and it smells like cabbage.
I don't like it. I don't.
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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I may have over-played the hand I was dealt yesterday.
I don't like how much noise this three legged cat makes thumping around.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Quote:
Weird name for a 3-legged cat... I don't like it.
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I don't like the crop circles this mask makes in my beard.
Not at all.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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I don't like how every single app on my new phone has its own settings for notifications and autocorrect and does not pay attention to my universal ruling. I want them to STFU and leave my tryping alone.
I also don't like any of the varieties of smell of weed being smoked and how my neighbors on both sides are currently gassing me out of my garden. I don't. Not at all. Get off my lawn!
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Wish I could find me some old skool skunk weed, the kind ya put it in a bag, and put that bag in a bag, stick it in the glove box and it still reeks the whole damn car up.
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