Where Next... (Besides France.)

AlternateGray · 06-22-2006, 07:38 AM

In the interest of the troops overseas, military recruiting goals, and for morale both stateside and abroad, I was thinking that perhaps the U.S. could stage an recreational invasion... you know, old school military style. Pillaging, looting, that sort of thing. Someplace nice, not too hot or cold, with lots of fine women and a ready supply of alcohol. Before I write my letter to Congress, I thought I'd get some input from y'all. Any suggestions?
(NO deserts, deserts suck. So do burqas.)

P.S. I was thinking Ibiza to start. Pretense will be WMD.

Ibby · 06-22-2006, 07:42 AM

Italy. Damn Romans and that stupid Pope trying to get in on Bush's "God's chosen one" schtick.

Griff · 06-22-2006, 07:46 AM

We still hear good reviews from the fellas that did Italy back in the day, but the roads are kinda narrow unless we retool and build a few hundred thousand Willys jeeps. I'd be partial to Sweden as long as its a summer incursion.

Spexxvet · 06-22-2006, 10:36 AM

Texas

AlternateGray · 06-22-2006, 11:14 AM

Kind of violates the no desert rule, but I suppose it could fly- if nothing else, to break that silly-a** Texan pride. We could divide it into a whole mess of Rhode Island-size states and name them all after Canadian politicians. (Insult to injury, and all that).

Cyclefrance · 06-22-2006, 11:46 AM

Keeping with the Italy suggestion - Sicily wouldn't be a bad idea - they're used to being overrun with troops at least once a century as they are a strategically placed stepping-stone en route to conquering Europe - they'll probably shout 'Vive Patton' in the streets when you arrive though, and don't be surprised if the rest of Italy surrenders straightaway.... it's a national trait, apparently - in fact no matter where you might invade Italy will probably surrender...

Shocker · 06-22-2006, 12:51 PM

I think Mexico would be a good idea...I mean if we seize control of all of Mexico, we wouln't have Mexicans jumping our borders anymore since they would all be a part of the US

xoxoxoBruce · 06-22-2006, 03:19 PM

Australia but none of that outback crap, just the coasts....better yet just the cities and beaches.

Hagar · 06-22-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Australia but none of that outback crap, just the coasts....better yet just the cities and beaches.

Too late. You lot took over Aust. circa 1951. The last pockets of resisitance are being mopped up as we speak, with revisions to media ownership laws and 'free' trade agreements. :p

Elspode · 06-22-2006, 05:42 PM

Fiji. Let's invade Fiji.

06-22-2006, 04:02 PM

I say we go ahead and take all of Mexico and Canada... just get it over with.

06-22-2006, 07:11 PM

We would ruin it.

AlternateGray · 06-23-2006, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

We would ruin it.

EXACTLY. This is not the "we're here to tinker with your country" invasion, rkzenrage. This is the "we're here to have our way with your country" invasion. Fiji it is. Currently accepting volunteers, although keep in mind, alcohol and swim trunks will be a required item on all humvee load plans.
We'll hit up Italy on the way home (save the easy stuff for last)- "Dibs" on Monica Bellucci when it comes time to pick out the love slaves.

Canada and Mexico? Come on, now. There's a reason America's expansion stopped where it did. We ran out of decent real estate to "acquire". Hm. Maybe they could be vassal states. GIVE US OUR TRIBUTE, CANUCKS. Yeah... that could work. Coastal Mexico would be cool, but we'll leave it for the Nasty Girls.

Cyclefrance · 06-23-2006, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by AlternateGray

...We'll hit up Italy on the way home (save the easy stuff for last)- "Dibs" on Monica Bellucci when it comes time to pick out the love slaves....

Bloody typical - leave the OAPs for the likes of me - Sophia Loren, Claudia Cardinale, Gina Lollobrigida....

AlternateGray · 06-23-2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

Bloody typical - leave the OAPs for the likes of me - Sophia Loren, Claudia Cardinale, Gina Lollobrigida....

Hey, Sophia Loren's hot. Still. I think. I better look that up.

06-22-2006, 07:38 AM	#1
AlternateGray red-shirt guy Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101	Where Next... (Besides France.) In the interest of the troops overseas, military recruiting goals, and for morale both stateside and abroad, I was thinking that perhaps the U.S. could stage an recreational invasion... you know, old school military style. Pillaging, looting, that sort of thing. Someplace nice, not too hot or cold, with lots of fine women and a ready supply of alcohol. Before I write my letter to Congress, I thought I'd get some input from y'all. Any suggestions? (NO deserts, deserts suck. So do burqas.) P.S. I was thinking Ibiza to start. Pretense will be WMD. __________________ If it wasn't for hypergraphia, I wouldn't have put anything here at all.

06-22-2006, 07:42 AM	#2
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Italy. Damn Romans and that stupid Pope trying to get in on Bush's "God's chosen one" schtick. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-22-2006, 07:46 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	We still hear good reviews from the fellas that did Italy back in the day, but the roads are kinda narrow unless we retool and build a few hundred thousand Willys jeeps. I'd be partial to Sweden as long as its a summer incursion. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-22-2006, 10:36 AM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Texas __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-22-2006, 11:14 AM	#5
AlternateGray red-shirt guy Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 101	Kind of violates the no desert rule, but I suppose it could fly- if nothing else, to break that silly-a** Texan pride. We could divide it into a whole mess of Rhode Island-size states and name them all after Canadian politicians. (Insult to injury, and all that). __________________ If it wasn't for hypergraphia, I wouldn't have put anything here at all.

06-22-2006, 11:46 AM	#6
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Keeping with the Italy suggestion - Sicily wouldn't be a bad idea - they're used to being overrun with troops at least once a century as they are a strategically placed stepping-stone en route to conquering Europe - they'll probably shout 'Vive Patton' in the streets when you arrive though, and don't be surprised if the rest of Italy surrenders straightaway.... it's a national trait, apparently - in fact no matter where you might invade Italy will probably surrender... __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

06-22-2006, 12:51 PM	#7
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	I think Mexico would be a good idea...I mean if we seize control of all of Mexico, we wouln't have Mexicans jumping our borders anymore since they would all be a part of the US __________________ “I live only for posterity. Death is nothing, but to live defeated and without glory is to die everyday." - Napolean Bonaparte

06-22-2006, 03:19 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Australia but none of that outback crap, just the coasts....better yet just the cities and beaches. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-22-2006, 05:42 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Fiji. Let's invade Fiji. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-22-2006, 04:02 PM	#11
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I say we go ahead and take all of Mexico and Canada... just get it over with.

06-22-2006, 07:11 PM	#12
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	We would ruin it.

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