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Old 04-17-2007, 09:19 PM   #1
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What's in your bathroom cabinets?

You know the one, that holds all those things that the likes of Bri and SG snoop for.....

Mine -
Assortment of Miracle Creams that DONT work...mainly eye creams, I have a thing about smile lines. Condoms (why are they in there?), tweezers, scissors, q tips, tea tree oil, eucalyptus oil, letric soda, Stillnox (which I am too scared to take now that have been making people do strange shit), 2 home pregnancy kits, my Palm PC (??), Restavit and Mersyndol.
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Old 04-17-2007, 09:38 PM   #2
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I always close my eyes when I open the bathroom cabinet, and reach for my electric razor by touch alone.
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Old 04-17-2007, 09:43 PM   #3
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Deodorant, comb, shaving cream, razor, shampoo, towels, toilet paper, tooth-brush, tooth-paste, floss, mouth wash. Those are the entire contents. It's a guy's bathroom through and through.

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Old 04-17-2007, 09:49 PM   #4
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no pack of three?
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Old 04-17-2007, 09:59 PM   #5
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no pack of three?
"Pack of three"?
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:03 PM   #6
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over here, condoms are sold in packs of three........


but, tbh, I've more often encountered a pack of three in a ladie's rather than a guy's bathroom.....
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:12 PM   #7
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That's kind of what I'd guessed.

Anyway, it's not something I generally have to worry about since, erm...uh...yeah...
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:30 PM   #8
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i know...... snippety do-dah, snippety-dhay......


I couldn't sit down for a week.....
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Old 04-17-2007, 10:36 PM   #9
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A big spider is in mine.
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:03 PM   #10
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Grant's had the snip?

That's kinda an inappropriate questions, but I dont give a rats
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Old 04-18-2007, 03:31 PM   #11
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Grant's had the snip?
Uh, no. Try again. Here's a hint: what's the other way you don't have to worry about STDs and munchkins? Some people choose it, some people force it on others, some people just haven't gotten around to being not it.
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:06 PM   #12
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I'm afraid to look in mine, but thank you so much for asking.
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Old 04-18-2007, 01:58 AM   #13
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Multiple bottles of Motrin, Motrin Cold and Sinus, and whatever the McNeil Antihistamine is called (no, my periods are not that bad, I just have a friend who works for McNeil Pharmaceutical who hooks me up for stuff like that. I have a cabinet full of Splenda in the kitchen), spare deodorant and toothpaste (the in-use stuff just sits out on the countertop), bottle of Michael Kors Island perfume (brand new on the market and fantabulous, new favorite), tweezers, pile of assorted razor covers that I never remember to put back on the disposable razors when I'm throwing them out, bandage scissors, box of assorted cartoon character (mostly) Bandaids including Snoopy, Rugrats, Scooby Doo, Star Wars, Hello Kitty, Winnie-the-Pooh, Kermit the Frog and Glow-in-the-Dark Spongebobs, Pepcid Complete, couple bottles of New Age Magickal Gem Essences, some special emergency pain killers that probably passed their expiration dates two to three years ago, MaryKay facial cleaning system, and a large bottle of Hoppes No. 9 gun cleaning fluid, cleaning rods, and cotton patches in multiple calibers.
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Old 04-18-2007, 04:00 AM   #14
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Oh yes, the Hoppes No. 9 on a patch at the end of a cleaning rod will open up those nasal passageways even when the cold and sinus medication fails. I keep a bottle of BreakFree next to the dental floss too.
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Old 04-18-2007, 05:00 AM   #15
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nothing. I cleaned it out the other day when decorating. Got rid of all the stuff i never used, i.e. all of it. Now i'm always like where's the vicks, oh i threw it away, wheres that face cream...
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