You must be psychic

HungLikeJesus · 06-13-2007, 08:00 PM

Here's your chance to demonstrate your psychic abilities. I'm at a little bit of a disadvantage because I'm new here, but I'll start:

Shawnee, I see a magazine. The cover is very dark, but with a picture of a yellow fish. The lettering at the top is white, but I can't quite read it. The magazine looks like it is under a piece of plastic.

ASH something.

Is there such a magazine near you? The date is June, but I can't tell what year. You are walking in an office. It's not a doctor's office. There's the sound of air or wind. There are a lot of people, but they don't seem to be doing anything.

There's a printer, and it's dirty. A phone just rang, or maybe a fax machine.

It feels like this image is several days old. It's fading, fading. I lost it.

Shawnee123 · 06-14-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by HLJ

Shawnee, I see a magazine. The cover is very dark, but with a picture of a yellow fish. The lettering at the top is white, but I can't quite read it. The magazine looks like it is under a piece of plastic..

That must be my copy of Yellow Fish Under Plastic Times. It's a trade magazine.

Quote:

ASH something.

Hmmm. The cigarette I smoked on the way in to work?

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You are walking in an office. It's not a doctor's office. There's the sound of air or wind. There are a lot of people, but they don't seem to be doing anything.

That's just a normal day at my job. Lotsa people, no one doing anything.

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There's a printer, and it's dirty. A phone just rang, or maybe a fax machine.

There is an old, slow, crappy printer in my office that I use for verfications. The phone constantly rings.

You've peered into my very soul.

HungLikeJesus · 06-14-2007, 11:53 AM

Shawnee,
I received the June issue of ASHRAE Journal and the lead story is "The Age of Aquariums." I was trying to think of a clever way to find out if that's where you got the inspiration for your new title.

I guess it didn't go over.

Shawnee123 · 06-14-2007, 12:02 PM

Nah, I'm just dense sometimes. I've never heard of the ASHRAE journal. It would have been funny if that had been the inspiration and I would have read your post and thought "WTF?"

Actually, I heard Age of Aquarius on the radio, first time in years, and I thought about turning that into a user title in some way. (This could go under "You know you've been a dwellar for too long when..." thread.)

I liked the effort! It was definitely worth a shot.

jester · 06-14-2007, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by HLJ

Shawnee,
I received the June issue of ASHRAE Journal and the lead story is "The Age of Aquariums." I was trying to think of a clever way to find out if that's where you got the inspiration for your new title.

I guess it didn't go over.

We (company i work for) donates to ASHRAE every year

HungLikeJesus · 06-14-2007, 12:10 PM

After I posted that last night, I was concerned that you would think, "Oh no, another stalker!"

Shawnee123 · 06-14-2007, 12:18 PM

ANOTHER stalker? LOL, I'm still waiting on that FIRST stalker!

My kingdom for a stalker.

HungLikeJesus · 06-14-2007, 12:35 PM

Who has time to stalk anymore? That's a huge commitment of time and energy. The government needs to develop tools and techniques to simplify the whole stalking process. I never thought I'd say it, but the noble and honorable stalking tradition cannot survive without government support, including subsidies and policies to encourage young people to learn the stalking methods of our forefathers.

Shawnee123 · 06-14-2007, 12:50 PM

We need tough legislation. I'm going to write to my Congressman, right now. Perhaps a nationwide database would help. We need time to stop and smell the stalkers.

Being stalked is a right born into us by the power of the Constitution.

Spexxvet · 06-15-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by HLJ

Who has time to stalk anymore? ...

Yeah... I only have time to stalk 2, maybe 3 people at a time.

Shawnee123 · 06-15-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Yeah... I only have time to stalk 2, maybe 3 people at a time.

It's the times we live in, my friend. Everything is faster, bigger, better...the days of multi-stalking are gone, as everyone must specialize in only one or two specific stalkees. It's the price we pay for technology.

HungLikeJesus · 06-14-2007, 01:00 PM

Everybody complains about stalking, but nobody is doing anything about it.

Get out there and stalk!

xoxoxoBruce · 06-14-2007, 02:42 PM

I though myspace was the answer to that problem.

HungLikeJesus · 06-14-2007, 05:23 PM

jester -- what kind of company do you work for?

jester · 06-14-2007, 05:24 PM

We are mechanical contractors.

06-13-2007, 08:00 PM	#1
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	You must be psychic Here's your chance to demonstrate your psychic abilities. I'm at a little bit of a disadvantage because I'm new here, but I'll start: Shawnee, I see a magazine. The cover is very dark, but with a picture of a yellow fish. The lettering at the top is white, but I can't quite read it. The magazine looks like it is under a piece of plastic. ASH something. Is there such a magazine near you? The date is June, but I can't tell what year. You are walking in an office. It's not a doctor's office. There's the sound of air or wind. There are a lot of people, but they don't seem to be doing anything. There's a printer, and it's dirty. A phone just rang, or maybe a fax machine. It feels like this image is several days old. It's fading, fading. I lost it. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-14-2007, 11:53 AM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Shawnee, I received the June issue of ASHRAE Journal and the lead story is "The Age of Aquariums." I was trying to think of a clever way to find out if that's where you got the inspiration for your new title. I guess it didn't go over. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-14-2007, 12:02 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Nah, I'm just dense sometimes. I've never heard of the ASHRAE journal. It would have been funny if that had been the inspiration and I would have read your post and thought "WTF?" Actually, I heard Age of Aquarius on the radio, first time in years, and I thought about turning that into a user title in some way. (This could go under "You know you've been a dwellar for too long when..." thread.) I liked the effort! It was definitely worth a shot. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-14-2007, 12:10 PM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	After I posted that last night, I was concerned that you would think, "Oh no, another stalker!" __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-14-2007, 12:18 PM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	ANOTHER stalker? LOL, I'm still waiting on that FIRST stalker! My kingdom for a stalker. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-14-2007, 12:35 PM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Who has time to stalk anymore? That's a huge commitment of time and energy. The government needs to develop tools and techniques to simplify the whole stalking process. I never thought I'd say it, but the noble and honorable stalking tradition cannot survive without government support, including subsidies and policies to encourage young people to learn the stalking methods of our forefathers. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-14-2007, 12:50 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	We need tough legislation. I'm going to write to my Congressman, right now. Perhaps a nationwide database would help. We need time to stop and smell the stalkers. Being stalked is a right born into us by the power of the Constitution. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-14-2007, 01:00 PM	#12
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Everybody complains about stalking, but nobody is doing anything about it. Get out there and stalk! __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-14-2007, 02:42 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I though myspace was the answer to that problem. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-14-2007, 05:23 PM	#14
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	jester -- what kind of company do you work for? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-14-2007, 05:24 PM	#15
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	We are mechanical contractors.

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