Name change

theotherguy · 07-06-2007, 04:43 PM

I have been forced to change my name. I am no longer "new." I am now theotherguy.

Why? You pick:

a. I am hiding from the FBI and they are onto the old name. I feel certain they will never be able to figure out the change.

b. I am feeling old now.

c. Some snotty-nosed, shithead of a teenager has picked up my email address and username from a board for Treo discussion and has started sending me many annoying emails. I don't want him to google me, find me here, and start sending to the email address I use for the cellar.

d. Insert your own very interesting and highly controversial/erotic story here.

Cicero · 07-06-2007, 05:02 PM

d. You are cheating with a 70 year old married woman that is approaching her 40th anniversary, but may decide to divorce and be with you. Her daughter is also your ex and knows your online handles.

There.

theotherguy · 07-06-2007, 05:05 PM

Shit. Do you have cameras on me?

Uisge Beatha · 07-06-2007, 08:05 PM

a. I am hiding from the FBI and they are onto the old name. I feel certain they will never be able to figure out the change.

Dude! You, too? Wait-a-minute! Are you really an agent snooping around in here? :p

Cicero · 07-07-2007, 11:11 AM

I am starting to like this game.

d.You have decided to run on a third party ticket...but instead of being known as "the new guy" you had to change your image, as if you had a deep background in politics, which is why your party asked you to run as the third party's candidate as "the other guy." Henceforth you shall be known as the other guy. The other guy never gets the votes to win but at least he tried to get his name out there.

Spexxvet · 07-07-2007, 11:34 AM

E. Your real name is Theodore Lawrence Donald Guy, AKA Theo L. D. Guy

Spexxvet · 07-07-2007, 11:35 AM

F. You're tired of getting carded when you try to buy beer

Undertoad · 07-07-2007, 11:42 AM

G) Dead tired of getting emails for some Vietnamese dude named Thene W. Guy.

Spexxvet · 07-07-2007, 11:49 AM

H. You're not that guy.

New Member · 07-07-2007, 12:06 PM

:::sees into his own future:::

theotherguy · 07-07-2007, 03:49 PM

I. I have recently had a vasectomy and have realized I can now be the other guy to many, many women without fear of becoming a guy with many, many other kids.

DanaC · 07-07-2007, 03:54 PM

except for the whole 'failed vasectomy' phenomenon.

theotherguy · 07-07-2007, 03:55 PM

I am actually getting one on Friday and have been reading about that. I hope not be be in that small %. But, that would be my luck.

skysidhe · 07-07-2007, 04:00 PM

J.

You are up to your neck in all those job offers. You know.....
The ones that always go to 'the other guy'?

skysidhe · 07-07-2007, 04:03 PM

oh damn... I made a joke for the wrong name.

J. ( take two)

You've heard too many complaints from the office that the screw ups were the fault of 'the new guy'.

07-06-2007, 04:43 PM	#1
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Name change I have been forced to change my name. I am no longer "new." I am now theotherguy. Why? You pick: a. I am hiding from the FBI and they are onto the old name. I feel certain they will never be able to figure out the change. b. I am feeling old now. c. Some snotty-nosed, shithead of a teenager has picked up my email address and username from a board for Treo discussion and has started sending me many annoying emails. I don't want him to google me, find me here, and start sending to the email address I use for the cellar. d. Insert your own very interesting and highly controversial/erotic story here. __________________ I should be working.

07-06-2007, 05:05 PM	#3
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Shit. Do you have cameras on me? __________________ I should be working.

07-07-2007, 11:34 AM	#6
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	E. Your real name is Theodore Lawrence Donald Guy, AKA Theo L. D. Guy __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-07-2007, 11:35 AM	#7
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	F. You're tired of getting carded when you try to buy beer __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-07-2007, 11:49 AM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	H. You're not that guy. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-06-2007, 05:02 PM	#2
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	d. You are cheating with a 70 year old married woman that is approaching her 40th anniversary, but may decide to divorce and be with you. Her daughter is also your ex and knows your online handles. There.

07-06-2007, 08:05 PM	#4
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	a. I am hiding from the FBI and they are onto the old name. I feel certain they will never be able to figure out the change. Dude! You, too? Wait-a-minute! Are you really an agent snooping around in here? :p

07-07-2007, 11:11 AM	#5
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I am starting to like this game. d.You have decided to run on a third party ticket...but instead of being known as "the new guy" you had to change your image, as if you had a deep background in politics, which is why your party asked you to run as the third party's candidate as "the other guy." Henceforth you shall be known as the other guy. The other guy never gets the votes to win but at least he tried to get his name out there.

07-07-2007, 11:42 AM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	G) Dead tired of getting emails for some Vietnamese dude named Thene W. Guy.

07-07-2007, 12:06 PM	#10
New Member Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5	:::sees into his own future:::

07-07-2007, 03:49 PM	#11
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	I. I have recently had a vasectomy and have realized I can now be the other guy to many, many women without fear of becoming a guy with many, many other kids. __________________ I should be working.

07-07-2007, 03:54 PM	#12
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	except for the whole 'failed vasectomy' phenomenon.

07-07-2007, 03:55 PM	#13
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	I am actually getting one on Friday and have been reading about that. I hope not be be in that small %. But, that would be my luck. __________________ I should be working.

07-07-2007, 04:00 PM	#14
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	J. You are up to your neck in all those job offers. You know..... The ones that always go to 'the other guy'?

07-07-2007, 04:03 PM	#15
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	oh damn... I made a joke for the wrong name. J. ( take two) You've heard too many complaints from the office that the screw ups were the fault of 'the new guy'.

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