Sexually Ambiguous Words

DucksNuts · 09-05-2007, 04:55 AM

Double entendre words that have a non-sexual and sexual meaning.

Double points if you can show use of them in an everyday sentence and if you just say it normally, people will wonder whether you mean the sexual or non sexual content.

Hit me up with some of yours.......

DanaC · 09-05-2007, 06:20 AM

"If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"

"Something came up"

DanaC · 09-05-2007, 06:20 AM

Oh and "I was tied up all night"

Aliantha · 09-05-2007, 06:50 AM

While you're down there...

monster · 09-05-2007, 08:16 AM

Could I have a quick rummage in your drawers?

DanaC · 09-05-2007, 08:46 AM

Ooooh....look at that tit over there *points to a bird*

Bullitt · 09-05-2007, 10:20 AM

"What a stunning cock you have there."
-"Why thank you, would you like to take a closer look at my cock?"
"No thanks, large cocks frighten me. I had a bad childhood experience with a cock like this."
-"I'm sorry to hear that. My cock has brought nothing but joy to others, so you are quite alright to get closer and touch it."
"Well okay.. My you were right, your cock surely is the best one I have ever encountered!"
-"Thanks, I get that a lot."
"It must be great to have a cock such as yours."
-"Yes, yes it is."

zippyt · 09-05-2007, 10:16 AM

what an ASS !!!
Sorry thats all I got for now , still early

freshnesschronic · 09-05-2007, 10:23 AM

Not so much an ambiguous quote but a great line I just had to post.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back............. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

barefoot serpent · 09-05-2007, 10:48 AM

Recent Headline:

Bush Downunder

jester · 09-05-2007, 10:55 AM

Can you come right now?

Flint · 09-05-2007, 10:55 AM

Here's a line you can use at work: when you spot an inuendo, you can say "Are we still talking about __________ ?"

(insert the harmless, original meaning) ... This leaves the listener to make the connection, or not, in their own mind.

barefoot serpent · 09-06-2007, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

when you spot an inuendo

Hey fella, in your end-o

Undertoad · 09-05-2007, 10:58 AM

Not right now but I'm... almost there.

Spexxvet · 09-05-2007, 11:03 AM

The batter has two balls [/George Carlin]

09-05-2007, 04:55 AM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Sexually Ambiguous Words Double entendre words that have a non-sexual and sexual meaning. Double points if you can show use of them in an everyday sentence and if you just say it normally, people will wonder whether you mean the sexual or non sexual content. Hit me up with some of yours.......

09-05-2007, 06:50 AM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	While you're down there... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-05-2007, 08:16 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Could I have a quick rummage in your drawers? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-05-2007, 10:20 AM	#7
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	"What a stunning cock you have there." -"Why thank you, would you like to take a closer look at my cock?" "No thanks, large cocks frighten me. I had a bad childhood experience with a cock like this." -"I'm sorry to hear that. My cock has brought nothing but joy to others, so you are quite alright to get closer and touch it." "Well okay.. My you were right, your cock surely is the best one I have ever encountered!" -"Thanks, I get that a lot." "It must be great to have a cock such as yours." -"Yes, yes it is." __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass. Last edited by Bullitt; 09-05-2007 at 10:26 AM. Reason: I'm a visual person.

09-05-2007, 10:16 AM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	what an ASS !!! Sorry thats all I got for now , still early __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-05-2007, 06:20 AM	#2
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	"If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" "Something came up"

09-05-2007, 08:46 AM	#6
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Ooooh....look at that tit over there points to a bird

09-05-2007, 10:23 AM	#9
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	Not so much an ambiguous quote but a great line I just had to post. Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back............. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

09-05-2007, 10:48 AM	#10
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Recent Headline: Bush Downunder __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

09-05-2007, 10:55 AM	#11
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Can you come right now?

09-05-2007, 10:55 AM	#12
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Here's a line you can use at work: when you spot an inuendo, you can say "Are we still talking about __________ ?" (insert the harmless, original meaning) ... This leaves the listener to make the connection, or not, in their own mind. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-05-2007, 10:58 AM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Not right now but I'm... almost there.

09-05-2007, 11:03 AM	#15
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The batter has two balls [/George Carlin] __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)