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Old 09-19-2007, 01:19 PM   #1
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I Need a Job.

I gotta get a job, one I can do from home.
I can't work in public 'cuz of my condition, I have to work far under the table, because I can not jeopardize my pension.
If any of you fine folks have any ideas let me know, Please.
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:20 PM   #2
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Prostitution, you hunk o' man.
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:30 PM   #3
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:48 PM   #4
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phone sex is a good gig.

Do you have a nice voice, fargon?
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Old 09-19-2007, 02:23 PM   #5
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can you license some of your underwater photography?
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:41 PM   #6
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:52 PM   #7
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I hear romance novelists make good money.

Well, at least if their books sell.
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:07 PM   #8
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A blowjob is still a job right
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:15 PM   #9
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A blowjob is still a job right
jest got one.
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:22 PM   #10
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A blowjob or a job, fargon? Enquiring minds want to know!
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Old 10-06-2007, 02:35 PM   #11
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Blow Job!!!
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Old 10-06-2007, 04:12 PM   #12
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Well then, I hear orange juice gets the taste out of your mouth.
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:11 PM   #13
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Fargon, I'd recommend putting a resume on Monster or Careerbuilder. Then you will start getting e-mails from people with foolproof plans for making money from your home.
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Old 10-08-2007, 01:46 PM   #14
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Here's my advice. It's serious advice too.

Look for a micro business instead of a job.

What was your profession or job before, Fargon?
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:22 PM   #15
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Here's my advice. It's serious advice too.

Look for a micro business instead of a job.

What was your profession or job before, Fargon?
I was a truck driver, OTR.
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