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10-19-2007, 04:09 PM
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Masturbation & Sick Days
Well?
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10-19-2007, 04:11 PM
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A whole day?!
Quit yer bragging. |
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10-19-2007, 04:15 PM
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why so serious
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Wasn't expecting this
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10-19-2007, 04:17 PM
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Hypercharismatic Telepathical Knight
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So wait... are you talking about taking a sick day to masturbate? Or taking a masturbation-related sick day? Like an injury.
Either way, I'm down.
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10-19-2007, 04:19 PM
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Your Bartender
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Surely you meant "masturbation and slick days".
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10-19-2007, 04:27 PM
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Clone threads are really taking off lately. . . . You're welcome.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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10-19-2007, 04:36 PM
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10-19-2007, 04:40 PM
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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10-19-2007, 06:01 PM
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Your Bartender
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Having said that... well.... Nothingland is Nothingland. |
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10-19-2007, 09:51 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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You mean you stay home to masturbate? What's wrong with at work?
Last edited by ZenGum; 10-20-2007 at 05:49 AM. |
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10-20-2007, 06:17 AM
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For my birthday, my boss dry humped my leg....I then wanted to go home sick, but he wouldnt let me. I threw Pavlova at him, which was a criminal waste of pav, but I think it was worth it. |
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10-20-2007, 09:00 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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10-19-2007, 04:31 PM
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I can hear my ears
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....lo, and then ensueth a vast whoosh of posts espousing and decrying the clone thread as it doth impact the overall quality and readability of Ye Ole Cellar by those of strong opinion and great verbosity.
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10-19-2007, 04:34 PM
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Snowflake
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Teh Flint doth giveth and Teh Flint doth taketh away.
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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10-23-2007, 03:20 AM
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