Good bye, dearest cellarites

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 05:25 PM

Due to some very insensitive assholes making fun of my sister's terrorist banana related death I am leaving the cellar. I can no longer be a part of a community that is so bitter and hateful that they condone this brutal insensitivity.

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 05:26 PM

and by "leaving" i, of course, mean i have an appointment i have to go to. which i may now be late for. because of you insensitive assholes.

lumberjim · 10-19-2007, 05:27 PM

your sister used to love my banana too. tis a shame. how's mom lately?

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 05:28 PM

she says you wouldn't be that bad if you would do something about your scabs.

lumberjim · 10-19-2007, 05:31 PM

i thought she was into the friction. oh well.....cant please everyone's mom.

Clodfobble · 10-19-2007, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123

she says you wouldn't be that bad if you would do something about your scabs.

Are you sure she didn't say scabies?

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 05:35 PM

well, she did say something about LJ having rabies, what with the foam on his mouth and all. but then i reminded her that Jim services some pretty nasty guys, she just shuddered. don't know what that means.

lumberjim · 10-19-2007, 05:42 PM

i'm uncomfortable with the direction this thread has taken...i'm leaving the cellar too. wait up!

Sundae · 10-19-2007, 06:13 PM

God this place is so full of drama queens
I'm so fed up with it lately, I don't know if I'll bother logging on anymore.

PS Lookout this isn't aimed at you - genuinely sorry about your sister

Sheldonrs · 10-19-2007, 06:19 PM

I'm not leaving. There are still a few guys here I haven't fucked.

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 06:46 PM

SG - does this mean you are going to join me and LJ in our not-so-mass exodus? that'll show that evil clodfobble. making fun of my tragedy...

Cicero · 10-19-2007, 06:56 PM

I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!?

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!?

i don't like to talk about it as it is so painful. but since you asked, yes i did. that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.

kerosene · 10-19-2007, 07:21 PM

That explains the limp pickle comment.

Wait, did I already say that?

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 07:23 PM

sadly that was an entirely separate incident.

10-19-2007, 05:25 PM	#1
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Good bye, dearest cellarites Due to some very insensitive assholes making fun of my sister's terrorist banana related death I am leaving the cellar. I can no longer be a part of a community that is so bitter and hateful that they condone this brutal insensitivity. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-19-2007, 05:26 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	and by "leaving" i, of course, mean i have an appointment i have to go to. which i may now be late for. because of you insensitive assholes. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-19-2007, 05:27 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	your sister used to love my banana too. tis a shame. how's mom lately? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-19-2007, 05:28 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	she says you wouldn't be that bad if you would do something about your scabs. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-19-2007, 05:31 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i thought she was into the friction. oh well.....cant please everyone's mom. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-19-2007, 05:35 PM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	well, she did say something about LJ having rabies, what with the foam on his mouth and all. but then i reminded her that Jim services some pretty nasty guys, she just shuddered. don't know what that means. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-19-2007, 05:42 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'm uncomfortable with the direction this thread has taken...i'm leaving the cellar too. wait up! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-19-2007, 06:13 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	God this place is so full of drama queens I'm so fed up with it lately, I don't know if I'll bother logging on anymore. PS Lookout this isn't aimed at you - genuinely sorry about your sister __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-19-2007, 06:19 PM	#10
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I'm not leaving. There are still a few guys here I haven't fucked. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-19-2007, 06:46 PM	#11
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	SG - does this mean you are going to join me and LJ in our not-so-mass exodus? that'll show that evil clodfobble. making fun of my tragedy... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-19-2007, 06:56 PM	#12
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I only condone terrorist pineapple related deaths. Did you have a brother per chance?!? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-19-2007, 07:21 PM	#14
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	That explains the limp pickle comment. Wait, did I already say that?

10-19-2007, 07:23 PM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	sadly that was an entirely separate incident. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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