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01-23-2008, 08:18 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Quuiiickkkk...I need to sell a car
Well, technically, I need to sell 2 more before tomorrow arfternoon.
Or I have to give my boss a blow job 
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01-23-2008, 08:25 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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01-23-2008, 08:27 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I have no advice on this topic, but I would add...
...you're hired. No J it was a joke. It was just a joke, you know how I'm always trying to be funny with people? No, yes of course I'm not that funny, but I try. What? It doesn't mean anything! Of course she's hot, but she's also on the other side of the planet! No that doesn't mean I'd be more interested if she lived across the street. Well of course we'd invite her over for dinner but -- Hon you know me, I'm a one-man woman. I mean a one-woman man! One-woman man. Well yes, I agree with you, I guess don't know what's appropriate! But that doesn't mean I love you any less. |
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01-23-2008, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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to UT: yeah . . . but offers of blow jobs don't come along every day.
Do they?
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01-24-2008, 05:45 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you. |
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01-23-2008, 10:51 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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On the one hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of folks who went to church and got aggravated because it was too fancy for their tastes.
On the other hand, you have a country founded by a bunch of criminals who were too obnoxious to be left in their original country. I'm starting to wonder about this arrangement. PS -- UT -- I didn't hear you offering to ban all her pics, as a gesture of good faith... |
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01-24-2008, 09:32 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
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America - Religious troublemakers. Australia - Criminals. Large penal colony. Canada - Bastards. Canada was the choice of location for pregnant mistresses/female servants.
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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01-23-2008, 11:13 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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    sounds like sexual harassment to me. or a bet made to facilitate a desire. do you want to win this bet or lose it? honestly?
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 01-23-2008 at 11:21 PM. |
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01-24-2008, 04:34 AM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Honestly....
I've seen the man in lycra, his man cans are nearly bigger than my boobs....would you give him a blowjob? |
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01-24-2008, 09:56 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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no....but not because of his pectoral asthetic. i'm just no homoist.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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01-24-2008, 05:47 PM
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Master Dwellar
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01-24-2008, 10:11 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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01-24-2008, 10:21 AM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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so, in theory, if i were to purchase said automobiles thus saving you from fellating large mancan man... would there be some sort of payoff for me?
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01-24-2008, 05:32 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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I have been known to do what it takes to *close* a deal. My test drives are pretty good too, apparently. |
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01-24-2008, 10:34 AM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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 Me too, Clod...
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Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within. |
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