how big is your nose?

lumberjim · 04-09-2008, 09:34 PM

I know your nose in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love
Then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show

How big is your nose?
How big is your nose?
I really meant to learn
Cos we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they
All should let us be.

I believe in you
You know the door to my very nose
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
My savior when I fall

And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do

How big is your nose? (links to a midi file of the music!)
How big is your nose?
I really meant to learn
Cos we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down when they
All should let us be.

spudcon · 04-10-2008, 09:03 AM

-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test...now remove your thumb from your nose and use a kleenex!

Clodfobble · 04-10-2008, 12:21 PM

Sorry, my thumb is considerably longer than my nose.

Flint · 04-10-2008, 12:28 PM

I heard a dude's wang is the length from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger.

Does that work for you? If you're at work, don't feel that you have to test this one right away.

Sundae · 04-10-2008, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I heard a dude's wang is the length from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger.

From extensive wang sampling I am prepared to attest that is NOT true.
But I will accept further subjects to improve the accuracy of my data.

glatt · 04-10-2008, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I heard a dude's wang is the length from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger.

If you are talking about different hands, then I can see that. Sure.

Clodfobble · 04-10-2008, 12:48 PM

I'm assuming you mean with your fingers stretched out in kind of a "gun" shape, right?

Cicero · 04-10-2008, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I'm assuming you mean with your fingers stretched out in kind of a "gun" shape, right?

*stretch* Ow....

I'm trying to figure out how large my penis would be. I have such small hands! I really am disappointed!! If I dislocate my thumb it could be bigger. (not gonna but it crossed my mind) This points to the fact that if I had one, I would have issues.

Are we talking at full sail or what?

SteveDallas · 04-10-2008, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I'm assuming you mean with your fingers stretched out in kind of a "gun" shape, right?

Yeah, and are we talking Euclidean or non-Euclidean space here?

Flint · 04-10-2008, 01:04 PM

Stretched out as far apart as they can go under their own power, which is about 90 degrees.

HungLikeJesus · 04-10-2008, 01:22 PM

That doesn't work for me. Thumb tip to middle finger tip is less than 9 inches.

lumberjim · 04-10-2008, 01:26 PM

if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer.

::smashes your hand into your face::

LabRat · 04-10-2008, 01:54 PM

Would that be called your wangspan?

kerosene · 04-10-2008, 03:32 PM

I have serious hitch hiker thumbs...that gives me a bit of a theoretical advantage...if I were a man, that is.

Sundae · 04-10-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

Would that be called your wangspan?

Given the dust, all I can say is if it hasn't been touched in that long... you don't want to touch it either.

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04-09-2008, 09:34 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	how big is your nose? I know your nose in the morning sun I feel you touch me in the pouring rain And the moment that you wander far from me I wanna feel you in my arms again And you come to me on a summer breeze Keep me warm in your love Then you softly leave And it's me you need to show How big is your nose? How big is your nose? I really meant to learn Cos we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they All should let us be. I believe in you You know the door to my very nose You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour My savior when I fall And you may not think I care for you When you know down inside That I really do How big is your nose? (links to a midi file of the music!) How big is your nose? I really meant to learn Cos we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down when they All should let us be. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-10-2008, 12:28 PM	#4
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I heard a dude's wang is the length from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger. Does that work for you? If you're at work, don't feel that you have to test this one right away. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-10-2008, 01:04 PM	#10
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Stretched out as far apart as they can go under their own power, which is about 90 degrees. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-10-2008, 01:22 PM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That doesn't work for me. Thumb tip to middle finger tip is less than 9 inches. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

04-10-2008, 09:03 AM	#2
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	-Your thumb is the same length of your nose. At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test...now remove your thumb from your nose and use a kleenex!

04-10-2008, 12:21 PM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Sorry, my thumb is considerably longer than my nose.

04-10-2008, 12:48 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm assuming you mean with your fingers stretched out in kind of a "gun" shape, right?

04-10-2008, 01:26 PM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer. ::smashes your hand into your face:: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-10-2008, 01:54 PM	#13
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Would that be called your wangspan? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

04-10-2008, 03:32 PM	#14
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I have serious hitch hiker thumbs...that gives me a bit of a theoretical advantage...if I were a man, that is.

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